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You Know You're a Mother When...
365 Funny Glimpses of Moms in Action

by Betty Gillette

 

Review

     Motherhood is wonderful! It's also challenging, demanding, awesome, mind-boggling, and very, very funny! And motherhood is a culture of its own, with unique situations that are experienced and recognized worldwide. This fun book comments on the innate nature, tasks and challenges of motherhood in 365 profound statements that will conjure up images from every mother's memory banks. Included are hundreds of words guaranteed to trigger mental images of parenting situations and relationships that foster fun fantasies. Enjoy the memories, enjoy the caricatures, and enjoy the chuckles!

 

Sample Statements

     #13 You know you're a mother when you call Grandma to tell her your toddler just found success on the potty.

     #25 You know you're (going to be) a mother when your slip rides above your stomach and your panty hose beneath it.

     # 30 You know you're a mother when you believe a purple heart should be given for surviving labor and delivery also.

     # 91 You know you're a mother when you stay awake all night wondering if you made enough cupcakes for your son's birthday party.

     # 178 You know you're a mother when you sneak out in the middle of the night to throw away your son's new toy trumpet.

 

Order Information

Title:

You Know You're a Mother When....
365 Funny Glimpses of Moms in Action

Author:

Betty Gillette

Retail Price:

$ 6.98

Available:

Now

ISBN:

0-88290-591-0

Order Number (SKU):

2069

Pages:

128

Size:

6" x 9"

Binding:

Paperback

 
 

 

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