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Life with the Kids--
A Year's Supply of Family Funnies

Lisa J. Peck

 

Review

     Situations occur in every family that tickle the funnybone! This book may remind you of predicaments when you've been at your wit's end, but it will help you see just how funny those exasperating situations were. With the year's supply of humorous quips found in Life With the Kids, you can start every day out right. Remember, when family members are able to laugh at themselves, life's little worries and problems just seem to disappear! 

Sample Statements

#41 Sometimes mom thinks that's the closest she'll ever come to finishing her college education is helping kids with homework. 

#77 To a six-year-old, a shopping spree is a trip to the donut shop. 

#99 Mom says that even if occasionally her toddler stays clean for ten minutes after a bath, it's a miracle that proves she's an exemplary parent. 

#209 Dad knows that reading the same bedtime story 365 times is the only way to appreciate its deeper meaning. 

Table of Contents

Introduction, 7

What's to Eat, Mom?, 8

Just a Little Respect, Please, 12

Housework--Will it Ever End?, 14

So Tired I can Hardly . . . Whatever, 19

Who Says Homework's Fun?, 23

Besides Being a Parent, I've Got Work to Do, 26

Reward? Bribe?, I'll Never Know the Difference, 29

We've Got a Set of Rules, Kids--Okay?, 32

Kids Will be Kids, 35

Having Babies--Does it Ever End?, 46

There's Nothing Like Being a Kid?, 52

Teenagers--A Different Species?, 57

Isn't Music Supposed to Relax?, 72

Now I Know What it Means to "Endure to the End", 74

I Think We Need an Attitude Adjustment, 80

Let's Keep in Shape, Even if We're Old Fogies, 87

Who Says There's No Romance in Marriage?, 93

Outlaws Among the In-laws, 97

Sports--An Activity, or a State of Mind?, 98

Hurray for the Holidays!, 100

Politically Correct, Even in Families, 107

Who Says Mormons Don't Get Confused?, 111

Have We Gone Completely Nuts?, 115


Order Information

Title:

Life with the Kids--
A Year's Supply of Family Funnies

Author:

Lisa J. Peck

Retail Price:

$6.98

Available:

Now

ISBN:

0-88290-620-8

Order Number (SKU):

1086

Pages:

128

Size:

5.5" x 4"

Binding:

Paperback

 

 

 

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